Do you have YOUR drivers license?

Redneck Driver's License Application

Last name: ________________

First name (check appropriate box):

[_] Billy-Bob

[_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe

[_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray

[_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue

[_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae

[_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack

[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

[_] Farmer

[_] Mechanic

[_] Hair Dresser

[_] Waitress

[_] Unemployed

[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________

3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________

Lover's Name: ____________________________

2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

[_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother

[_] Uncle

[_] Mother

[_] Son

[_] Father

[_] Daughter

[_] Cousin

[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number of children living in shed: ___

Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________

(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

___ Total number of vehicles you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck

____ kitchen

____ bedroom

____ bathroom

____ shed

Model of your pickup: _____________

Year pickup produced: 194____

Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer

[_] The Globe

[_] MAXIM

[_] TV Guide

[_] Soap World

[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___

Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow

[_] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown

[_] Black

[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[_] don't know

Do you have YOUR drivers license?

I don't qualify for a Redneck License, but I know plenty of people who would! LOL! Well, seriously, I really do know people who this application fits to a T. I can't wait to share this with my redneck boyfriend!

Do you have YOUR drivers license?

LOL PIMP

Do you have YOUR drivers license?

I bet that's how Earl Hickey got his.

This how I got mine:

http://www.license.shorturl.com/

Do you have YOUR drivers license?

LOL!!!

Do you have YOUR drivers license?

Do you have YOUR drivers license?

Redneck Driver's License Application

Last name: Jones

First name (check appropriate box):

[+] Billy-Bob

[_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe

[_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray

[_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue

[_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae

[_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack

[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann

Age: __17_ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ___+ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left __+_ Right

Occupation:

[+] Farmer

[_] Mechanic

[_] Hair Dresser

[_] Waitress

[_] Unemployed

[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: ______________Martha_______

2nd Spouse's Name: _________Eliza______________

3rd Spouse's Name: _______________anne______

Lover's Name: _______________mary joe__________

2nd Lover's Name: _______lady downt he street_______

Relationship with spouse:

[_] Sister [+] Aunt

[_] Brother

[_] Uncle

[_] Mother

[_] Son

[_] Father

[_] Daughter

[_] Cousin

[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: _9_

Number of children living in shed: _7_

Number of children that are yours: _16_

Mother's Name: _____________mary joe________

Father's Name: _________________billy bob__

(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 (4) (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [+] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

_5_ Total number of vehicles you own

_1_ Number of vehicles that still crank

_2_ Number of vehicles in front yard

_1_ Number of vehicles in back yard

_1_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

__1_ truck

_1__ kitchen

_2__ bedroom

_1__ bathroom

__4_ shed

Model of your pickup: _______chevy___

Year pickup produced: 1940____

Do you have a gun rack?

[+] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:______________________...

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer

[_] The Globe

[+] MAXIM

[_] TV Guide

[_] Soap World

[+] Rifle and Shotgun

_3_ Number of times you've seen a UFO

_1_ Number of times you've seen Elvis

_1_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[+] Not Applicable

How many teeth? _9_

Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow

[+] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown

[_] Black

[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[+] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile

[_] 2 miles

[+] don't know