Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

redneck:the paper speaks for it self

Last name: _________________

First name:

(Check appropriate box)

[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue

[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo

[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann

[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee

[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen

[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure

Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right

Occupation:

[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic

[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress

[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name_________________________

2nd Spouse's Name: _________________

3rd Spouse's Name: _________________

Lover's Name: ________________________

2nd Lover's Name: ___________________

Relationship to spouse:

[_] Sister [_] Aunt

[_] Brother [_] Uncle

[_] Mother [_] Son

[_] Father [_] Daughter

[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: _____

Number of children living in shed: _____

Number that are yours: _____

Mother's Name: ___________________

Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

___ Total number of vehicles that you own

___ Number of vehicles that still crank

___ Number of vehicles in front yard

___ Number of vehicles in back yard

___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Where your firearms are kept:

[_] truck [_] kitchen

[_] bedroom [_] bathroom

[_] shed

Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:

_____________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe

[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest

[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly

[_] Monthly

[_] Not applicable

Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow

[_] Brown [_] Black

[_] N/A

How many?_____

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 200-400 miles

[_] over 400 miles

[_] what's a miles?

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

Alright you little asshole that was FUNNY,but give us a break we ain't all that dumb.I married my brothers sister not mine.

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

That's to good. Some of those questions could confuse some people though.

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

maybe jeff foxworthy will buy this one from you

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

This by far has got to be the dumbest question ever. I can't help but wonder if you're a non-white racist. Either that, or this is the lamest attempt to jump on the "Blue Collar Comedy" bandwagon.

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

Funny- ever been to Arkansas?

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

thats stupid

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

good sh;t, so you know i laughed til i cried.

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

Kay I done filled in the answers on my little Tellervision screen where does I mail it ter.

Do Rednecks need to fill out applications??

whats wrong with rednecks?