Womans dictionary, funny?

Dictionary for women

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M%26amp;Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician."

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card

Womans dictionary, funny?

a lot of good info there kizzy 10/10

Womans dictionary, funny?

good humour....very very very amusing...

Womans dictionary, funny?

Hahahahahaahaha, so true!

Thanks for the giggle while I'm getting ready for work! I'm gunna remember some of those to tell the fellas!!

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brilliant 10/10!

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I love this dictionary of yours. Lol, any more?!

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10/5..:-)

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LOL! Go head on!!! 10pts!!!

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Good job.

Womans dictionary, funny?

yes it is very funny i liked it very much

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Womans dictionary, funny?

Excellent! Hilarious! Brilliant! The best dictionary I have ever read.

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Thank you just the giggle I needed this morning!

Womans dictionary, funny?

Well said. I hope your mum, girlfriend, and grandmum will read this too! :D

Womans dictionary, funny?

Woman閳ユ獨閳?dictionary, huh! Amazingly funny I will admit,

Astoundingly true I閳ユ獟l concede that too閳ヮ洐olid wit.

And most appropriately just eighteen words thick閳?br> So as to cut down the verbal barrage of the future chick.

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Cute... :)

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mind blasting

loved it

thanks

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I have smthng on the valentine theme

Valentine's Vernacular: A Dating Dictionary...

DATING:

The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

EASY:

A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT:

A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND:

A member of the opposite sex who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE

A woman's feeling toward a man that is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT:

What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC:

A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

SOBER

A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION:

The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT:

What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY:

How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

Womans dictionary, funny?

DAMM GOOOD

Womans dictionary, funny?

good one

it is really true about women

Womans dictionary, funny?

liked that. it's so true

Womans dictionary, funny?

Oh , so true