State of Tennessee Residency Application?

Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box)

Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:

(_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:

(_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?

(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

(_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe (_) TV Guide (_) Soap Opera Digest (_) Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

(_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:

(_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know

State of Tennessee Residency Application?

My god that was funny. Thank you so much. I live in a hick town, and this applies to almost everyone of my neighbors.

State of Tennessee Residency Application?

ths is not real but ill answer and be a good sport - name billy sue hollow,age 28, f. ,.unemployed,, pet,spouses is desceased. 10 kids aint mine, have no firearms use clubs, and wood poker preferably hot chevy 1943,no gun rack use club,and wood poker,saw elvis and ufo a same time once.bathing not applicable only have outhouse and rainwater,teeth are rotten none,ive been chewin baccer i aint seen a paved road in a coons age, hope this was fun to you.duh.

State of Tennessee Residency Application?

HAHAHAHA!!!!

State of Tennessee Residency Application?

The South has given us many things. Daisy dukes,the dreamed of,but rarely encountered by outsiders,farmers daughter,many interesting uses for the old barn loft,and last but not least, Jack Daniels. All these combined will make the above mentioned questions quickly forgotten:)